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Motorcycle Set
Limited Time Offer! “Order all three books as a set, for the price of $55 (receiving Conversations With A Motorcycle and Motorcycles Speak Louder Than Words within two weeks, with The Motorcycle Rider’s Diet shipping upon release in November). With Free Shipping…. A $20 savings.
Price: $55.00
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The Motorcycle Rider’s Diet
This book is a philosophy for those who appreciate life’s punchline, and for those who occasionally end up as one. Riepe states that the true rider does not live by bread and booze alone, but through adventure, romance, cigars, high-speed curves on the edge of certain death, cursed redheads, wicked motorcycles, and traffic courts run by soul-eating zombies. The author is writing from experience, most of which worked against him. In some chapters, the “Diet” is an actual regimen. In others, it is a destination. It is also a person and a goal. It’s whatever Riepe says it is. (This book has limited potential for incurring weight loss.)
Price: $20.00
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Motorcycles Speak Louder Than Words
Conversations With A Motorcycle explains the mysterious voice riders hear when on the road, and the consequences of listening too closely, or not at all.
Price: $20.00
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Conversations With A Motorcycle
Conversations With A Motorcycle explains the mysterious voice riders hear when on the road, and the consequences of listening too closely, or not at all.
Price: $20.00
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Shirts

**SOLD OUT** Klassic Black Secret K Club Semi-Formal Tee
**SOLD OUT** Klassic Black Secret K Club Semi-Formal Tee
Perfect for more formal occasions, this Klassic black Secret “K” Club shirt is as soft as a caress and will wear like iron. The deep black finish conceals dead bugs, coffee stains, cigar ashes and the occasional fleck of oil (sustained when passing iconic, Teutonic bikes or Milwaukee Iron). The letter “K” is prominently framed by curved wings of flame, suggesting the heat of atmospheric re-entry when your machine must occasionally be slowed or stopped. Flaunt your “charter member” status in the world’s most elite secret society at club meetings, group dinners, and moto mating rituals. Guaranteed to piss off you-know-who.

Pre-shrunk and battle tasted, these shirts meet a higher standard than previous models. Indicate size: medium, large, x-large, and 2x-large and 3x-large (Other sizes on request.) $20 plus $5 S&H

Free subscription to the Secret “K” Club newsletter — OutKast and Damned with each purchase. Published 4 times per year, distributed electronically without charge.
Price: $20.00
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Deluxe Cardinal Red
Deluxe Cardinal Red "OutKast and Damned" Secret "K" Club Tee
Proudly declare your status as an “OutKast And Damned” K-bike rider with this not-too-subtle, cardinal red tee, ideal for campfires, sensitivity meetings, or those intimate moments when hitting 162 miles per hour. The smiling skull, with motorcycle tires for eyes, is the universal symbol for “Faster Than Hell And Mechanically Superior.” This two-color, hand silk-screened tee is guaranteed to elicit (and withstand) point blank commentary from the whale-oil crowd. The skull will continue to grin mile after mile. Pre-shrunk and ride tested, these shirts meet a higher standard than previous models.

Free subscription to the Secret “K” Club newsletter — OutKast And Damned with each purchase. Published 4 times per year, distributed electronically without charge.
Price: $20.00

Secret K Bike Rider's T-Shirt
Secret K Bike Rider's T-Shirt
Cotton Polyester Blend
Price: $20.00
Outkast and Damned Secret T-Shirt
Outkast and Damned Secret T-Shirt
Cotton Polyester Blend
Price: $20.00

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All books are shipped through the USPS and may take up to 14 days for delivery. Shipment to Canada, Europe, Asia, or the Pacific Rim is subject to local postal conditions.